!Monday, February 19, 2007
Stolen from liz.
Because I live a boring, uneventful life.
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Anybody but my mum. And I shall put a :) here in case she's reading this.
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes, I want my dollar back.
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends.
Do you take compliments well?
YES. Compliment me, compliment me!
Do you play Sudoku?
I used to be a freak who cut out those daily sudoku puzzles from today newspaper. Does that count?
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
If I was five metres away from the exit, yes.
Do you like to ride horses?
NO.
Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Camp Koochiwawa. We learnt to blow curare poison darts at people and kill wild antelopes. Be very afraid.
What was your favorite game as a kid?
It's called the how-many-times-can-you-beat-your-brother-up-before-he-cries game.
If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
(In a purely hypothetical situation that will not happen in real life) Make him buy me a five-carat ring. Then call his wife.
Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I don't think so.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
No comment.
Are you ticklish?
YES NOW DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.
Do any songs make you cry?
Unless that was a song about onions. I'm not as highstrung and emotional as I wish.
Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I wish I could, but no.
If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Strepsils, because smoke gives you a sore throat.
How often do you read books?
Textbooks everyday.
Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future cause it's the only thing worth thinking about.
Favorite children's book?
Enid Blyton. Mary Kate and Ashley (ew this is so gross I don't even dare to admit it)
How tall are you?
I'M SO TALL YOUR FATHER STANDS ON A CHAIR TO TALK TO ME. HAH.
Where is your dream house located?
On top of the eiffel tower. Kiss kiss!
What name brand is your computer?
Computers have brands?
Um well, it's black in colour?
Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Gross miniscule neoprints that I always lose.
What flavour is your favorite lollipop?
Coca-cola and the ones with pink and white stripes.
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I travelled to the eiffel tower in paris and built my dream house there!
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
New York Cheddar Cheese or them mustard honey(?) kettle chips. FEED ME!
Do you look like your mom or dad?
Neither, I look like a circus clown.
How long does it take you in the shower?
10 minutes max.
Can you do the splits?
If I broke my pelvic bone and forced my legs into a straight line, yes.
What movie do you want to see right now?
Little Miss Sunshine, which I watched once but want to watch it again cause it's in my DVD player.
Would you like to make a shout out?
No, but I would like to make a type out.
What did you do for New Year's?
Can't remember. Okay, I ate a lot.
What song would you like to dedicate?
Um, what?
Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
Who would you dedicate that song to?
Is this like part b of the question?
Candles or Incense?
Incense cause it won't make your curtains catch fire.
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I sleep seven a night, but I do some sleeping during school so it works out fine.
Do you like care bears?
Ew no.
What do you buy at the Movies?
A movie ticket.
Do you know how to play poker?
Almost. I just need to develop a poker face.
Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes. If not you get your car confiscated or something?
What do you wear to sleep?
NOTHING!
Haha kidding. T-shirt/shorts
Are you in love?
No, because true love is a fallacy.
Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like seriously funny people.
Ever been to L.A.?
Yes, Disneyland. And spinning myself dizzy in a teacup.
Did you eat a cookie today?
No, I ate three.
Do you use cuss words in other languages?
What's the point if other people don't understand them?
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Umm.
Do you hate chocolate?
Yes! Omg finally someone who understands how I feel! I absolutely love the writer of this quiz! What's there to like about chocolate? It's brown and tastes disgusting and gives you pimples. Those who like chocolate, you don't know what you're missing out .
What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Math questions.
Are you a gullible person?
Gullible enough to spend valuable time doing this quiz.
Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I don't think so.
If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Anything, as long as I get to bathe in money every day. Wait, hold on. Anything that doesn't involve sweat, swear words or stripping.
Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, unless you like chocolate.
What is your favorite time of day?
I live for recess.
Blah blee bumblebee.
_____________
Stolen from liz.
Because I live a boring, uneventful life.
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Anybody but my mum. And I shall put a :) here in case she's reading this.
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes, I want my dollar back.
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends.
Do you take compliments well?
YES. Compliment me, compliment me!
Do you play Sudoku?
I used to be a freak who cut out those daily sudoku puzzles from today newspaper. Does that count?
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
If I was five metres away from the exit, yes.
Do you like to ride horses?
NO.
Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Camp Koochiwawa. We learnt to blow curare poison darts at people and kill wild antelopes. Be very afraid.
What was your favorite game as a kid?
It's called the how-many-times-can-you-beat-your-brother-up-before-he-cries game.
If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
(In a purely hypothetical situation that will not happen in real life) Make him buy me a five-carat ring. Then call his wife.
Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I don't think so.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
No comment.
Are you ticklish?
YES NOW DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.
Do any songs make you cry?
Unless that was a song about onions. I'm not as highstrung and emotional as I wish.
Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I wish I could, but no.
If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Strepsils, because smoke gives you a sore throat.
How often do you read books?
Textbooks everyday.
Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future cause it's the only thing worth thinking about.
Favorite children's book?
Enid Blyton. Mary Kate and Ashley (ew this is so gross I don't even dare to admit it)
How tall are you?
I'M SO TALL YOUR FATHER STANDS ON A CHAIR TO TALK TO ME. HAH.
Where is your dream house located?
On top of the eiffel tower. Kiss kiss!
What name brand is your computer?
Computers have brands?
Um well, it's black in colour?
Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Gross miniscule neoprints that I always lose.
What flavour is your favorite lollipop?
Coca-cola and the ones with pink and white stripes.
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I travelled to the eiffel tower in paris and built my dream house there!
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
New York Cheddar Cheese or them mustard honey(?) kettle chips. FEED ME!
Do you look like your mom or dad?
Neither, I look like a circus clown.
How long does it take you in the shower?
10 minutes max.
Can you do the splits?
If I broke my pelvic bone and forced my legs into a straight line, yes.
What movie do you want to see right now?
Little Miss Sunshine, which I watched once but want to watch it again cause it's in my DVD player.
Would you like to make a shout out?
No, but I would like to make a type out.
What did you do for New Year's?
Can't remember. Okay, I ate a lot.
What song would you like to dedicate?
Um, what?
Do you own a camera phone?
Yes.
Who would you dedicate that song to?
Is this like part b of the question?
Candles or Incense?
Incense cause it won't make your curtains catch fire.
How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I sleep seven a night, but I do some sleeping during school so it works out fine.
Do you like care bears?
Ew no.
What do you buy at the Movies?
A movie ticket.
Do you know how to play poker?
Almost. I just need to develop a poker face.
Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes. If not you get your car confiscated or something?
What do you wear to sleep?
NOTHING!
Haha kidding. T-shirt/shorts
Are you in love?
No, because true love is a fallacy.
Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like seriously funny people.
Ever been to L.A.?
Yes, Disneyland. And spinning myself dizzy in a teacup.
Did you eat a cookie today?
No, I ate three.
Do you use cuss words in other languages?
What's the point if other people don't understand them?
Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Umm.
Do you hate chocolate?
Yes! Omg finally someone who understands how I feel! I absolutely love the writer of this quiz! What's there to like about chocolate? It's brown and tastes disgusting and gives you pimples. Those who like chocolate, you don't know what you're missing out .
What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Math questions.
Are you a gullible person?
Gullible enough to spend valuable time doing this quiz.
Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I don't think so.
If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Anything, as long as I get to bathe in money every day. Wait, hold on. Anything that doesn't involve sweat, swear words or stripping.
Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, unless you like chocolate.
What is your favorite time of day?
I live for recess.
Blah blee bumblebee.
!Tuesday, February 13, 2007
And andrea says, and I quote:
Gossip spreads faster than diffusion.
Mr Tay would be so proud.
So anyway, last thursday I baked a cheesecake.
And I took a picture of it. And welluh it ended in a cookbook.
And happy valentine's day!
Apparently it's so named because of someone called St. Valentine, or something like that? I mean people were actually called> such names. In those times my brother could be called emilio valentino wong and no one would really care.
So anyway here's what I'm giving everybody for valentine's day!
It's pink so I don't care if it's not chocolate, EAT IT! (forces it down your throat)
_____________
And andrea says, and I quote:
Gossip spreads faster than diffusion.
Mr Tay would be so proud.
So anyway, last thursday I baked a cheesecake.
And I took a picture of it. And welluh it ended in a cookbook.
And happy valentine's day!
Apparently it's so named because of someone called St. Valentine, or something like that? I mean people were actually called> such names. In those times my brother could be called emilio valentino wong and no one would really care.
So anyway here's what I'm giving everybody for valentine's day!
It's pink so I don't care if it's not chocolate, EAT IT! (forces it down your throat)
!Friday, February 09, 2007
Did some editing to the template!
So it's been yet another week in my already screwed up life. We've all gotten back the e maths test (Mr Yeo marks like a OAS machine) and I failed, but I kind of expected it so I guess that's fine.
Was reading Sarah's blog, and I so agree, I really really really miss last year, all the 1T/2T people.
2006
See, we look all glowing and happy. Ok, aside from the fact that it's in a neoprint machine.
_____________
Did some editing to the template!
So it's been yet another week in my already screwed up life. We've all gotten back the e maths test (Mr Yeo marks like a OAS machine) and I failed, but I kind of expected it so I guess that's fine.
Was reading Sarah's blog, and I so agree, I really really really miss last year, all the 1T/2T people.
2006
See, we look all glowing and happy. Ok, aside from the fact that it's in a neoprint machine.
!Saturday, February 03, 2007
I suppose I could update monthly
It'sfebuary febraury feburary FREAKING FEBRUARY!
Which is kind of a girly month, along with april, may, june and androgynous july. Boyish months are January, MARCH and august. So yeah, girlpower.
Anyway here's life lesson number 3234319,
never cut your bangs in the bathroom sink.
It all happened when one fine day I woke up, rattled my head about to remind myself that it was a sleep-in day, and stared at myself in the mirror.
And I realised that my fringe was so absurdly long it looked like cockroaches had crawled up to my head and died. And left their feelers hanging over my forehead.
So, well, I couldn't go to the hairdresser cause they charge double for haircuts during chinese new year (tyrants, I know, it must be some kind of cheena hex that everybody's hair just gets out of control during CNY).
So I reached a pair of scissors, stood in front of the bathrooom, took a deep breath, and...
The rest is history.
So now I look like my bangs were chopped off by helicopter blades.
I swear, today could be the saddest day of my life. February the third, 2007.
Anyway, on a lighter strand of hair,
PICTURES OF MY BABYHOOD.
I was leafing through old albums.
I think I have always been a bangs girl.
No, its not me after an infanthood sex change operation. It's my brother!
I know he'll probably kill me for posting this (it destroys what little left of the machoism and male egoism he has) but I cant stand it! His cheeks are so pinchable!
Don't you just miss those childhood days? Where your middle finger was just like any other finger? Where life was just a matter of who got the bigger chocolate biscuit? Where you could get away with gross psychodelic prints on your pants with your shirt tucked way in and still look adorable?
Ho-hum.
See you in March.
_____________
I suppose I could update monthly
It's
Which is kind of a girly month, along with april, may, june and androgynous july. Boyish months are January, MARCH and august. So yeah, girlpower.
Anyway here's life lesson number 3234319,
never cut your bangs in the bathroom sink.
It all happened when one fine day I woke up, rattled my head about to remind myself that it was a sleep-in day, and stared at myself in the mirror.
And I realised that my fringe was so absurdly long it looked like cockroaches had crawled up to my head and died. And left their feelers hanging over my forehead.
So, well, I couldn't go to the hairdresser cause they charge double for haircuts during chinese new year (tyrants, I know, it must be some kind of cheena hex that everybody's hair just gets out of control during CNY).
So I reached a pair of scissors, stood in front of the bathrooom, took a deep breath, and...
The rest is history.
So now I look like my bangs were chopped off by helicopter blades.
I swear, today could be the saddest day of my life. February the third, 2007.
Anyway, on a lighter strand of hair,
PICTURES OF MY BABYHOOD.
I was leafing through old albums.
I think I have always been a bangs girl.
No, its not me after an infanthood sex change operation. It's my brother!
I know he'll probably kill me for posting this (it destroys what little left of the machoism and male egoism he has) but I cant stand it! His cheeks are so pinchable!
Don't you just miss those childhood days? Where your middle finger was just like any other finger? Where life was just a matter of who got the bigger chocolate biscuit? Where you could get away with gross psychodelic prints on your pants with your shirt tucked way in and still look adorable?
Ho-hum.
See you in March.